Here are my answers:
If I could be a gardener... I would take my kids to work with me and let them pull one leaf off of every plant. Being a gardener, I would be able to restore these plants to health.
If I could be a construction worker… I would take my kids to work with me for half the day and let them play with the machines. After they leave, I would hoot, holler, and whistle at all the good looking men that walk by.
If I could be a musician... I would let me kids play along with me no matter how it sounded.
If I could be a farmer... I would drive around on a John Deere 6003 Series Tractor and play in the fields all day.
If I could be a mother… I would hire someone to do the laundry and clean the house so I could play with my kids all day. Oh wait. I am a mother… must be dreaming again about how nice it would be to NOT do housework.
So here's how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 20 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a construction worker…
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be the oddybobo's maid. . .
And I tag: Sally of Whimsy Capricious, Alex of Alex in Wonderland/MuNu and... I think I'll surprise Tammi of Road Warrior Survival