July 27, 2005

More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and it's important.

For those of you that spend a lot of time outdoors:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and ask you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!

IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now...

Click on More Pawprints to see more humor.

A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"


The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Posted by vw bug at July 27, 2005 05:42 AM | TrackBack

That's great.

Posted by: Contagion at July 27, 2005 08:50 AM

That's not true! I really DID need to check you for ticks!

Posted by: Ogre at July 27, 2005 01:27 PM

Ticks... hmmmm...

Posted by: Harvey at July 27, 2005 02:11 PM

I can't believe Harvey, Ogre nor Contagion commented on the dog humor! Did you click on More Pawprints? Should I leave that off in the future?

Posted by: VW Bug at July 27, 2005 06:03 PM