Oldie but goodie:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
Posted by vw bug at September 7, 2005 06:04 AM | TrackBackThat's much better than the version I know:
Two guys are at a bar playing fart football. The first guy lets one rip. "Touchdown. Six points." He twists and lets go with another. "Extra point. Seven-nothing."
The second guy quickly releases one. "Six points." He drops another. "Extra point, tied at seven."
The first guy, surprised that the other can fart on demand, lets a giant one rip, nearly tearing his underwear. "Touchdown. 13-7." Now, however, he's empty. He pushes and pushes, trying to get one out, but he's clearly having trouble.
The second, guy, seeing the difficulty, jumps behind the first one yelling, "Block that kick! Block that kick!"
Posted by: Ogre at September 7, 2005 07:59 AMLOL... There's just something funny about old people shitting the bed.
Posted by: Contagion at September 7, 2005 08:37 AMI will not share this joke with my boys. I would live to regret it. Finding humor in passing gas is a male thing. They would be playing "football" from now on. Normal farting is about all I can handle. On demand from the 3 of them. No Way.
Posted by: sticks at September 7, 2005 04:01 PMEeeeeeeeeew! ;) Thanks for the giggle though!
Posted by: Richmond at September 7, 2005 06:21 PMyou are bad! and I like it. LOL
Posted by: GUYK at September 7, 2005 06:29 PM