September 20, 2005

Breakfast Chatter

What a morning. Nothing like starting it off by having your 3 year old tell you where p00p comes from. While sitting at the table, Tater explains how you eat Oatmeal, it goes through your body and comes out as p00p. And you are not to eat p00p, that is nasty.

Not exactly what I need to talk about at 6:30am, but since he seems to have it on his mind... I tell him he is correct. You do NOT eat p00p. This seems to have come up a couple of times in conversation lately. I guess he got it from school (or I hope it was... I have learned that he hears one thing while we are saying something else). Tater seems to thinks it funny to say he will p00p in your mouth. Mom and Dad did NOT find that funny.

Last week Mom explained where p00p came from and how it came out your butt. How it was NEVER to go into the mouth. Not even in fun. And saying he will p00p in your mouth is not funny. Guess after a week, he wanted to talk about it again. But why at breakfast???? Yuck!

So what do you discuss at breakfast with other people?

Posted by vw bug at September 20, 2005 06:46 AM | TrackBack

yeah I am not alone........

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at September 20, 2005 11:03 AM

Lately, I eat before anyone else is up... but if I'm eating with my son, I tell him that we don't throw our food/plate/cup/bowl on the floor. Maybe someday it'll sink in! Can't wait til we have these poop conversations!!!

Posted by: Marie at September 20, 2005 02:15 PM

breakfast? with other people? talk?

what is this strange custom of which you speak?

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 20, 2005 03:30 PM

I hear the same conversations you do, except I work with grown men. It's a male thing apparently.

Posted by: Sticks at September 20, 2005 04:41 PM

Oh, my dear friend, you have the beginnings of... potty humor. I personally think it is funny that he finds it humorous to say he will poop in your mouth. I think it's a riot! Mainly because its YOUR kid saying it and not mine. And because it is just the beginning... heh heh heh. Go click on that cartoon I have linked that Son#1 is currently watching. It is 'I will poop in your mouth' in 7 years. ;-)

Posted by: Bou at September 20, 2005 09:15 PM

We used to talk about all kinds of interesting things... my uncle has a really weak stomach, and he rarely ate with us for very long. Poop, boogers, puking, wounds... all was fair.

It wasn't breakfast, but my favorite retch came from us talking about the worms that had gotten into some of our broccoli... while we were eating said broccoli. Heheheh... he almost lost it.

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