My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have se-x?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes," she replied. Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember.
More Humor:
A South American Scientist, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people lacking adequate se-xual activities read their e-mails (or blogs) with their hand on the mouse...
...Don't bother taking it off, it's too late.
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Posted by: oddybobo at September 28, 2005 09:44 AMHahahaha!
Posted by: Richomond at September 28, 2005 03:59 PMNeener Neener! I have a touchpad.
Thppppptttthhhh!!! :P
Since I'm usually sitting there flicking that little wheel with my finger, I can't help but think it's more symbolic of feminine self-pleasure :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 29, 2005 11:54 AMHarvey, they were talking about the mouse on a computer...
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