October 05, 2005

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday


I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," .I was thinking quickly, "All moms mknow this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

Posted by vw bug at October 5, 2005 07:13 AM | TrackBack

ahem... BOO!

Posted by: Contagion at October 5, 2005 08:26 AM


Posted by: oddybobo at October 5, 2005 08:58 AM

Loved it!

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 5, 2005 01:25 PM

Ohhh. It is getting close to Halloween. Great hint on how I need to get some Halloween humor out there. GRIN

Posted by: VW Bug at October 5, 2005 03:53 PM