October 26, 2005

More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license; they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!

Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and Pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Posted by vw bug at October 26, 2005 07:41 AM | TrackBack

You don't need a prescription for Cyanide... just go get some rat poison! er... wait.. nevermind.

Posted by: Contagion at October 26, 2005 08:27 AM

Hee hee!

Posted by: Jen H at October 26, 2005 02:25 PM

Still laughing

Posted by: Barbara at October 27, 2005 06:47 AM


Posted by: Harvey at October 27, 2005 09:15 AM