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And those who need some real humor:
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dads for the night.
In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
His Mom says, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"
He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.
Posted by vw bug at February 15, 2006 10:47 AM | TrackBackAck!
Posted by: oddybobo at February 15, 2006 11:12 AMI haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thanks!
Posted by: Tige at February 15, 2006 06:29 PMYou've got my whole household laughing their collective a**es off!
Posted by: MathCog Idiocy at February 15, 2006 08:14 PMGERK! hahahahaha, that's just wrong.
Posted by: Contagion at February 16, 2006 09:04 AM