Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
That would be Remi and Happy Dog!
Posted by: Sticks at March 22, 2006 11:18 AMHa! I've had a number of dogs like that!
Posted by: Oddybobo at March 22, 2006 02:05 PM... and who said country people weren't smart!?...
Posted by: Eric at March 22, 2006 07:56 PM