A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."
It is a lot more fun to stand and yell than sit and listen! Hope you are feeling better!
Posted by: Oddybobo at March 29, 2006 09:31 AMYay, YELLING!
Posted by: Ogre at March 29, 2006 10:10 AMThat first one is an old re-enacting joke that I've told many times. I still love it.
Posted by: Contagion at March 29, 2006 08:28 PM