Oldie but goodie
"Chief Two Eagles" asked by one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
*No taxes,
*No debt,
*Plenty buffalo,
*Plenty beaver,
*Women did all the work,
*Medicine man free,
*Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having s.x."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled....."Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Posted by vw bug at July 5, 2006 06:23 AM | TrackBackI hear that joke about once a month during re-enactment season. It makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: Contagion at July 5, 2006 10:00 PM