October 18, 2006

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox, when unexpectedly, the little boy farts,causing aLittle sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices,and squeals with laughter.

"How'd you do that?" she asks.

"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."

"Can I try it," she asks?

"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."

She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing up against a tree.

He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is.

He finds her lying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.

Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust!"

Posted by vw bug at October 18, 2006 06:04 AM | TrackBack


Of course, that first part isn't quite true, you know? The part where the boy farts "unexpectedly?"

Posted by: Ogre at October 18, 2006 10:58 AM

Man, if only I could share this one with people from work.

But I have feeling it would get me back in sensitivity class.

Posted by: Contagion at October 18, 2006 06:18 PM