On the first day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the second day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
2 GPFs, and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the third day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
On the sixth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows 98 for my PC
For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 hours of tech support
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows XP for my PC
You definitely need to get out more.
Posted by: Sticks at December 6, 2006 12:21 PMI demand you find an insulting one for the mac as well. Although it will be harder since mac users are afraid, very afraid to diss it.
Posted by: tink at December 7, 2006 01:11 PM