February 07, 2007

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No" her mother replied.

"Well, I think Iím gonna be sick, Momma!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

"Were you sick?" her mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"

"I didnít have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, íFor the Sickí."


HatTip to Humor Planet

Posted by vw bug at February 7, 2007 07:40 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I love it!

Posted by: Marie at February 7, 2007 05:16 PM

I don't care what people say, *I* did not raise that child!

Posted by: Contagion at February 8, 2007 06:52 PM

I don't know whether to wince, laugh, or groan at that one :-)

Posted by: Harvey at February 13, 2007 12:07 AM