It's still February... so I couldn't resist posting some Valentine humor:
What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day?
I love you a ton!
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
You're fun to hang around with!
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
You mean a great dill to me!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
"What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?"
"If the woman of the house can't find a date tonight, I'm gettin' lucky!"