April 18, 2007

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

I have been sick for a week now... and for some reason this just hit me as really funny...

The makers of Viagra funded a study at Stanford to see why the head of a man's pe-nis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, the researchers concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during s.x.

After they published the study, the makers of Cialis decided to fund their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, the Berkeley researchers concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during s.x.

M.I.T., unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

Posted by vw bug at April 18, 2007 06:26 AM | TrackBack

Love this one, but actually laughed at the first one...! ;)

Hope you feel better!!

Posted by: pam at April 18, 2007 07:05 AM

Heheheh....gotta send that last one on to some people I know...

Posted by: Rave at April 18, 2007 08:31 AM

Oh man.... I am cracking up!! That is a classic.

Hope you feel better soon, VW.

Posted by: Marie at April 18, 2007 02:57 PM

the way I heard it that final study wuz done at FSU

Posted by: GUYK at April 18, 2007 07:33 PM

good one.

Posted by: Contagion at April 19, 2007 05:20 PM

So what's the foreskin for? Storing M&M's?

Posted by: Harvey at April 23, 2007 11:15 PM