More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the stupidest knock-knock joke ever!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris closed, that's why I'm knocking.

And for Floridians:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.

QOTD (just for fun): If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mohandas Gandhi