May 23, 2007

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Oldie but Goodie... and some days I feel like this:


It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath.
I can't say it improved the rice any.

Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour
before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was
rolling around in the garden.

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients
in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with
this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps
counting to ten.

Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I
could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I
put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to
come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get
a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate

Posted by vw bug at May 23, 2007 06:20 AM | TrackBack

Funny, but I know some blondes that my not appreciate it... especially ones lacking in the ability to cook department.

Posted by: Contagion at May 23, 2007 07:27 AM

There are some days I feel like acting that way. ;-)

Posted by: vw bug at May 26, 2007 06:28 AM

Is it bad that I don't get Monday's? lol

Posted by: Sissy at May 26, 2007 10:20 PM