May 29, 2007

NightTime Conversation With Tot

It was amazing how tired Tot was yesterday and how he just couldn't shut up. Some strange conversations occurred. The one that had me laughing was when he told me... (note: lights are off, but there is just enough sunlight still outside to make it a little visible in the room)

Tot: Mom, Look at this
Mom: **blink** Where?
Tot: Down here! At my pe.nis hole
Mom: Huh? ** oh... in the underwear **
Tot: Look, I found the pe.nis hole
Mom: Yes dear, but it is time to go to sleep
Tot: My pe.nis is down there
Mom: Yes, but the hole is too small for you to pull it out, now it is time to go to sleep
Tot: Do you pee through it?
Mom: Yes, instead of pulling your underwear down. We'll talk about it in the morning
Tot: Mom!!!! I lost my pe.nis hole!
Mom: It's ok. Just go to sleep.
Tot: It's gone! It's Gone!!
Mom: We'll find it in the morning.
Tot: Ohhhh... I found it again.
Mom: **blink**

And finally the little bugger settled down, I left and he went to sleep. I went initially to read books and say prayers. I stayed because he was kicking the wall and keeping his brother awake. He settled down after that conversation. Phew.

Posted by vw bug at May 29, 2007 06:49 AM | TrackBack

I am glad he did not ask grand mom that question....

Hope your feeling better....keep my brother in line.....

Posted by: Bobby at May 29, 2007 09:47 AM

Ha! I'm glad he didn't REALLY lose it. How in the world did you ever keep a straight face?

Posted by: Matthew M. F. Miller at May 29, 2007 02:39 PM

"Yes, but the hole is too small for you to pull it out..."

Giving him bragging rights already? Wait until he starts asking other males, i.e. "Daddy" if they can fit theirs through the hole.

Posted by: sticks at May 29, 2007 03:43 PM

Matthew: It is hard. That is why there is this blinking going on. Part is disbelief and the other part is trying not to laugh.

Sticks: Have you ever seen the hole they put in those underwear? You couldn't get anything bigger than a coffee stir stick through it. They are tiny tiny tiny. Why they even bother is beyond me.

Posted by: vw bug at May 29, 2007 04:41 PM

LOL Brenna was very interested in her "va-ja-ja" yesterday morning. Except she was calling it "Luigi"- as in Cars.

Posted by: Jody at May 30, 2007 06:40 AM