June 06, 2007

More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

METEOROLOGIST JEFF HABY

Have you noticed the hurricane names just do not do justice to how terrifying the storms are? Who could be afraid of names like Karl, Lisa, Jeanne or Nicole? The proposition is to create a new set of names that will get people's attention that a dangerous storm is on the way. Attention grabbing names like beast, freak, psycho, nuke and hell. Below is a proposed list of new hurricane names.

Proposed New Hurricane Names For Next Year

A Annihilate

B Beast

C Cantankerous

D Demolishment

E Evil

F Freak

G Grisly

H Hell

I Infamous

J Jeopardy

K Kooky

L Liverish

M Malicious

N Nuke

O Offensive

P Psycho

Q Quash

R Ravage

S Scuzzy

T Terminator

U Ugly

V Vicious

W Wacko

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Comments

I can think of a few the FCC wouldn't like...

Posted by: Dazd at June 6, 2007 07:27 AM

I'm just glad they're given male names now as well as female.
That always seemed unfair to me.

Of course, they are called hurricanes, not himmicanes...

snort

Posted by: Roses at June 6, 2007 08:47 AM

LOL! As always, thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by: Lemon Stand at June 6, 2007 05:57 PM

I dunno. Hurricane Karl can be pretty scary...anything that makes me think of Marx can't be good. :-)

Posted by: Hapkido at June 7, 2007 04:01 AM

Can Z be for Zombie?

Posted by: Contagion at June 7, 2007 07:40 AM

'Wacko' makes me think of that old show, the Animaniacs...Wacko, Yakko and Dot??? A hurricane to laugh at? I could handle that.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 7, 2007 07:47 AM