August 01, 2007

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Tired and need stupid humor to help me remember that I can deal with stupid tech support... Found it HERE...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!

Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

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