The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.
The British submitted a dry historical account "The Elephant and the British Empire."
The French submitted a text "The Sensuality of the Elephant -- a Personal Account."
The Germans submitted 47 Volumes entitled "An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephant's Ear."
The Americans submitted an article from "Money" magazine: "Elephants -- the Perfect Tax Shelter for the 80s"
Green-Peace submitted a counter-entry "Elephants -- they're better than People"
The Russians submitted a terse manuscript titled "The superiority of the Soviet Elephant" and a poem "The Joy and Freedom Brought forth by the Soviet Elephant."
But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier "We have no Elephants but wouldn't you want to buy a Honda instead"
LOL!
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