Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Horrible Puns... some gotten from BadPuns.com

# A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
# I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
# I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
# A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
# Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
#My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.
# # # #
A mother skunk gave birth to twins, whom she named In and Out.

One day In was out, so she aked Out,"Out go out and find In, In's out and I want him in, I've been looking for In outside for ages, I can't find In, he is out so go out find In and bring him in."

"What?" said Out.

"In's out, so Out go out find In and bring him In, I've been looking for ages and can't find In, I want In in, Out go out and bring In in, if you can find him."

So Out goes out to look for his brother In, and within seconds of leaving, he comes back with In in tow, and his mother asks "Out, how did you find In so quickly?"

(here it comes....)

"In stinkt."

# # # #

and finally:

An enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom that lived in the spooky old mansion house at the edge of town.

When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost decended upon him, moaning and wailing and clanking chains.

"I mean no harm; I just want your photograph," the journalist said bravely.

Pleased at this chance to make headlines, the ghost posed for a number of shots, and the happy journalist rushed back to his darkroom and began developing the photos.

Unfortunately, they turned out to be so underexposed that nothing could be seen in them.

He was distraught, and went to a local pub to drown his sorrows. Meeting his friends there, they asked what was wrong. Not wanting to tell the whole story, he simply explained with a single sentence: ......

"The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak."

Posted by vw bug at November 7, 2007 05:56 AM | TrackBack