November 21, 2007

More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Found HERE:

Stuffed Turkey

Baby Bruno was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen,
watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.

"What are you doing?" Bruno asked.

"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his grandmother replied.

"That's cool!" Bruno said.
"Are you going to hang it next to the deer?"

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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And from HERE.

# What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
# If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
# Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
# If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE
# Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language
# What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers
# What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
# Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all
# What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

Posted by vw bug at November 21, 2007 07:32 AM | TrackBack

I'm not sure if I should smile or groan...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Jody at November 21, 2007 09:14 AM

:D Heh... cute.

Posted by: pam at November 21, 2007 10:06 AM

Ha! Love the Stuffed one...

Posted by: Richmond at November 21, 2007 03:36 PM