Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

On the way to the work this morning, I rear-ended a car. I knew it was going to be a bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf.

He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy"

I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

And, your honor, that's how the fight started...