January 16, 2008

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Posted by vw bug at January 16, 2008 05:13 AM | TrackBack

ROFL! Good ones... and you got me with that first sentence...!

Posted by: pam at January 16, 2008 09:00 AM

LOL! made my day!

Posted by: Journey at January 16, 2008 02:40 PM

I'm going to be sick. Those are BAD!

Posted by: Ogre at January 17, 2008 08:46 AM