February 06, 2008

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Fart humor, you are now warned...

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because I just farted."

Single women can't fart.... they don't have an .sshole until they're married!

You can go TO THIS SITE to get a bank that says "drop some loot and hear me toot"...

Feeling in the mood to be rude? Go HERE and create a Fart to email to friends.

Confucious Say... "Man who fart in church...Sit in own pew."

And you might as well print your own fart license...

Now if I could just bottle Happy's farts, I'd make a million...

Click on "More Pawprints" to get a list of other names for farts.

after dinner mint
air attack
air biscuit
Arkansas barking spiders
backdoor trumpet
back draft
back end blow out
bean bombers
bean fumes
bottom burp
botty burp
botty cough
burp that went astray
burp that comes out the wrong end
butt burps
butt cheek squeak
butt moose
butt mutt
Butt trumpet
cushion creepers
drive by
Dutch oven
essence of Emeril
excreted gas
explosion between the cheeks
fanny beep
fanny bubble
fanny halitosis
fire in the hole
gastronomical reprocussion
General Colon Bowel barking commands
Jersey torch
Room clearer
the scented scream
silent but deadly
silent but violent
silent depth charge
smelly jelly
sphincter whistle
stale wind
stench of death
talking pants
tear arse
tear ass
terminal flatulence
terminal velocity flatulence
three tone fart
thunder below
thunder in the buns
triple flutter blaster
triple thunder flutter
trouser cough
trouser trumpet
tushie belches
underpants lion
voice of the toothless one
wet fart
wet one
wind breakage
windy pops

Posted by vw bug at February 6, 2008 05:58 AM | TrackBack

We can tell that you are the mother of boys, lol!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at February 6, 2008 10:43 PM