Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Yaa, you can guess what kind of Humor this is going to be today:

"I dread Monday," my wife said.

"Why's that?" I asked, removing the cap from the mouthwash.

"Dental appointment, my dentist always stares at my chest."

"Take the wind-up teeth out of your cleavage."

from Humor Boy

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:

"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A.: A little plaque.

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Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan?
A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.

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Off the Charts has some great comics.

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The Glasbergen comics are pretty funny as well. Go to THIS LINK and scroll down to dental.

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