April 16, 2008

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of under shorts out of his drawer.

'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my under shorts?'

She replied with a snicker...

'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.'

Posted by vw bug at April 16, 2008 05:41 AM | TrackBack