Life Reflections
· If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
· Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
· I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
· Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
· Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
· No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Posted by vw bug at November 23, 2005 06:24 AM | TrackBackThese are good... and best of all take my mind off my cold... ;)
Posted by: pam at November 23, 2005 09:29 AMOooooh good ones!
Posted by: Richmond at November 23, 2005 10:09 AMI love 'em! Where do you find all this good stuff?!!
Posted by: PrimoDonna at November 23, 2005 11:43 AMActually, there is a case on record of a married man being shot, while doing dishes, by a hitman hired by an organized crime group trying to muscle into his business.
Posted by: triticale at November 23, 2005 11:06 PMMy idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - It's funny 'cause it's true.
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