Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

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# Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

# Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

# Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

# Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

# Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

# Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along

# Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

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