January 01, 2008

The Start of the New Year

Pan sent me some humor... in return for a horrible pun I sent him. I figured what better way to start the year? Humor!!!

Q: What do you call Mother Teresa now that she's in Heaven?
A: Nun of the above.

Q: What do you call a cow spying on another one?
A: A steak out.

There are two apples lying in a crate.
The first one says, "Man, my head hurts!"
The second one screams "EEK! A talking apple!"

Two cows are discussing artificial insemination.
Daisy tells Betsy that she's had it done.
"Really?" says Betsy. "I don't believe you!"
"It's true!" replies Daisy. "No bull!"

Posted by vw bug at January 1, 2008 05:16 AM | TrackBack

*groan* Those were so bad I HAD to laugh! Happy 2008, V! It's better to start it off with a smile than a frown, eh?

Posted by: pam at January 1, 2008 09:28 AM

Happy New Year!

Posted by: sticks at January 1, 2008 09:30 AM

I wish you much health, wealth, love, and happiness this year, and always. HNY!!

Posted by: Erica at January 1, 2008 10:21 AM

I keep getting eaten by Munu. GRRR

Happy New Year! (again... let's hope it took...)

Posted by: Bou at January 1, 2008 02:50 PM

A very Happy New Year to all the VW household!

Posted by: Teresa at January 1, 2008 08:00 PM