Elevator tickles

Mrs. Bug asked me to take a moment and post some dreaded Wednesday humor. Only thing is I don't have a funny bone in my body. Really I don't. So what can I do....

Actually the problem stems from the fact that bug cannot access the internet due to fluctuating power outages in south Florida. Not to make light of the fact that some 3 million people are without power in Miami-Dade (Hi Amanda, hope you and the family aren't affected to badly by this), but it can make for some interesting commentaries like "the reactors safely shut down" or "the reactors were safely shut down." Come on kids, which is it. Guess I will have to give Nuke a call tonight to see what he knows.

In the meantime, lets have some

elevator fun. You are stuck in an elevator, scrunched in the corner and you spy your prey. So you start staring (that's what I would do anyway). And stare and stare. You know it won't be long before they are wanting to tear your throat out and come down on you with a vorious "WHAT". Now the fun begins.

1. Did you know one half of your hair is lighter than the other?
2. Have you ever noticed your buttons don't match?
3. Did you use a different shoe polish on each of your shoes or did they come that way? And my all time favorite...
4. I think you really could be a duplicate image of yourself.

So what you do if you were stuck on an elevator.