October 20, 2004

More Wednesday Humor

I thought this was funny when we acquired #1 DogSon, but with 2 sons as well... this is just perfect because it applies to all 3.


1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Posted by vw bug at October 20, 2004 02:41 PM | TrackBack